Ada or Ardor: A Family Chronicle Part 1, Chapter 30 (view annotations) |
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On February 5, 1887, an unsigned editorial in The Ranter (the | |
usually so sarcastic and captious Chose weekly) described | |
Mascodagama's performance as "the most imaginative and | |
singular stunt ever offered to a jaded music-hall public." It was | |
181.05 | repeated at the Rantariver Club several times, but nothing in |
the programme or in publicity notices beyond the definition | |
"Foreign eccentric" gave any indication either of the exact | |
nature of the "stunt" or of the performer's identity. Rumors, | |
carefully and cleverly circulated by Mascodagama's friends, | |
181.10 | diverted speculations toward his being a mysterious visitor |
from beyond the Golden Curtain, particularly since at least | |
half-a-dozen members of a large Good-will Circus Company | |
that had come from Tartary just then (i.e., on the eve of the | |
Crimean War)—three dancing girls, a sick old clown with his | |
181.15 | old speaking goat, and one of the dancers' husbands, a make-up |
man (no doubt, a multiple agent)—had already defected be- | |
tween France and England, somewhere in the newly con- | |
structed "Chunnel." Mascodagama's spectacular success in a | |
theatrical club that habitually limited itself to Elizabethan plays, | |
181.20 | with queens and fairies played by pretty boys, made first of all |
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a great impact on cartoonists. Deans, local politicians, national | |
statesmen, and of course the current ruler of the Golden Horde | |
were pictured as mascodagamas by topical humorists. A gro- | |
tesque imitator (who was really Mascodagama himself in an | |
182.05 | oversophisticated parody of his own act!) was booed at Ox- |
ford (a women's college nearby) by local rowdies. A shrewd | |
reporter, who had heard him curse a crease in the stage carpet, | |
commented in print on his "Yankee twang." Dear Mr. "Vas- | |
codagama" received an invitation to Windsor Castle from its | |
182.10 | owner, a bilateral descendant of Van's own ancestors, but he |
declined it, suspecting (incorrectly, as it later transpired) the | |
misprint to suggest that his incognito had been divulged by one | |
of the special detectives at Chose—the same, perhaps, who had | |
recently saved the psychiatrist P.O. Tyomkin from the dagger | |
182.15 | of Prince Potyomkin, a mixed-up kid from Sebastopol, Id. |
During his first summer vacation, Van worked under Tyom- | |
kin, at the Chose famous clinic, on an ambitious dissertation he | |
never completed, "Terra: Eremitic Reality or Collective | |
Dream?" He interviewed numerous neurotics, among whom | |
182.20 | there were variety artists, and literary men, and at least three |
intellectually lucid, but spiritually "lost," cosmologists who | |
either were in telepathic collusion (they had never met and | |
did not even know of one another's existence) or had dis- | |
covered, none knew how or where, by means, maybe, of for- | |
182.25 | bidden "ondulas" of some kind, a green world rotating in space |
and spiraling in time, which in terms of matter-and-mind was | |
like ours and which they described in the same specific details | |
as three people watching from three separate windows would | |
a carnival show in the same street. | |
182.30 | He spent his free time in gross dissipation. |
Sometime in August he was offered a contract for a series | |
of matinées and nights in a famous London theater during the | |
Christmas vacation and on weekends throughout the winter | |
season. He accepted gladly, being badly in need of a strict |
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distraction from his perilous studies: the special sort of obsession | |
under which Tyomkin's patients labored had something about | |
it that made it liable to infect its younger investigators. | |
Mascodagama's fame reached inevitably the backwoods of | |
183.05 | America: a photograph of him, masked, it is true, but unable to |
mislead a fond relative or faithful retainer, was reproduced by | |
the Ladore, Ladoga, Laguna, Lugano and Luga papers in the | |
first week of 1888; but the accompanying reportage was not. | |
The work of a poet, and only a poet ("especially of the Black | |
183.10 | Belfry group," as some wit said), could have adequately de- |
scribed a certain macabre quiver that marked Van's extraordi- | |
nary act. | |
The stage would be empty when the curtain went up; then, | |
after five heartbeats of theatrical suspense, something swept out | |
183.15 | of the wings, enormous and black, to the accompaniment of |
dervish drums. The shock of his powerful and precipitous entry | |
affected so deeply the children in the audience that for a long | |
time later, in the dark of sobbing insomnias, in the glare of | |
violent nightmares, nervous little boys and girls relived, with | |
183.20 | private accretions, something similar to the "primordial qualm," |
a shapeless nastiness, the swoosh of nameless wings, the unen- | |
durable dilation of fever which came in a cavern draft from | |
the uncanny stage. Into the harsh light of its gaudily carpeted | |
space a masked giant, fully eight feet tall, erupted, running | |
183.25 | strongly in the kind of soft boots worn by Cossack dancers. |
A voluminous, black shaggy cloak of the burka type enveloped | |
his silhouette inquiétante (according to a female Sorbonne cor- | |
respondent—we've kept all those cuttings) from neck to knee | |
or what appeared to be those sections of his body. A Karakul | |
183.30 | cap surmounted his top. A black mask covered the upper part |
of his heavily bearded face. The unpleasant colossus kept strut- | |
ting up and down the stage for a while, then the strut changed | |
to the restless walk of a caged madman, then he whirled, and | |
to a clash of cymbals in the orchestra and a cry of terror (per- |
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haps faked) in the gallery, Mascodagama turned over in the | |
air and stood on his head. | |
In this weird position, with his cap acting as a pseudopodal | |
pad, he jumped up and down, pogo-stick fashion—and sud- | |
184.05 | denly came apart. Van's face, shining with sweat, grinned be- |
tween the legs of the boots that still shod his rigidly raised arms. | |
Simultaneously his real feet kicked off and away the false head | |
with its crumpled cap and bearded mask. The magical reversal | |
"made the house gasp." Frantic ("deafening," "delirious," "a | |
184.10 | veritable tempest of") applause followed the gasp. He bounded |
offstage—and next moment was back, now sheathed in black | |
tights, dancing a jig on his hands. | |
We devote so much space to the description of his act not | |
only because variety artists of the "eccentric" race are apt to | |
184.15 | be forgotten especially soon, but also because one wishes to |
analyze its thrill. Neither a miraculous catch on the cricket | |
field, nor a glorious goal slammed in at soccer (he was a College | |
Blue in both those splendid games), nor earlier physical suc- | |
cesses, such as his knocking out the biggest bully on his first | |
184.20 | day at Riverlane School, had ever given Van the satisfaction |
Mascodagama experienced. It was not directly related to the | |
warm breath of fulfilled ambition, although as a very old man, | |
looking back at a life of unrecognized endeavor, Van did wel- | |
come with amused delight—more delight than he had actually | |
184.25 | felt at the time—the banal acclaim and the vulgar envy that |
swirled around him for a short while in his youth. The essence | |
of the satisfaction belonged rather to the same order as the | |
one he later derived from self-imposed, extravagantly difficult, | |
seemingly absurd tasks when V.V. sought to express something, | |
184.30 | which until expressed had only a twilight being (or even none |
at all—nothing but the illusion of the backward shadow of its | |
imminent expression). It was Ada's castle of cards. It was the | |
standing of a metaphor on its head not for the sake of the trick's | |
difficulty, but in order to perceive an ascending waterfall or a |
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sunrise in reverse: a triumph, in a sense, over the ardis of time. | |
Thus the rapture young Mascodagama derived from overcom- | |
ing gravity was akin to that of artistic revelation in the sense | |
utterly and naturally unknown to the innocents of critical ap- | |
185.05 | praisal, the social-scene commentators, the moralists, the idea- |
mongers and so forth. Van on the stage was performing organ- | |
ically what his figures of speech were to perform later in life— | |
acrobatic wonders that had never been expected from them and | |
which frightened children. | |
185.10 | Neither was the sheer physical pleasure of maniambulation a |
negligible factor, and the peacock blotches with which the car- | |
pet stained the palms of his hands during his gloveless dance | |
routine seemed to be the reflections of a richly colored nether | |
world that he had been the first to discover. For the tango, | |
185.15 | which completed his number on his last tour, he was given |
a partner, a Crimean cabaret dancer in a very short scintillating | |
frock cut very low on the back. She sang the tango tune in | |
Russian: | |
Pod znóynïm nébom Argentínï, | |
185.20 | Pod strástnïy góvor mandolínï |
'Neath sultry sky of Argentina, | |
To the hot hum of mandolina | |
Fragile, red-haired "Rita" (he never learned her real name), | |
a pretty Karaite from Chufut Kale, where, she nostalgically | |
185.25 | said, the Crimean cornel, kizil', bloomed yellow among the arid |
rocks, bore an odd resemblance to Lucette as she was to look | |
ten years later. During their dance, all Van saw of her were her | |
silver slippers turning and marching nimbly in rhythm with the | |
soles of his hands. He recouped himself at rehearsals, and one | |
185.30 | night asked her for an assignation. She indignantly refused, |
saying she adored her husband (the make-up fellow) and | |
loathed England. | |
Chose had long been as famous for the dignity of its regula- |
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tions, as for the brilliancy of its pranksters. Mascodagama's | |
identity could not escape the interest and then the knowledge | |
of the authorities. His college tutor, a decrepit and dour homo- | |
sexual, with no sense of humor whatever and an innate respect | |
186.05 | for all the conventions of academic life, pointed out to a highly |
irritated and barely polite Van that in his second year at Chose | |
he was not supposed to combine his university studies with the | |
circus, and that if he insisted on becoming a variety artist he | |
would be sent down. The old gentleman also wrote a letter to | |
186.10 | Demon asking him to make his son forget Physical Stunts for |
the sake of Philosophy and Psychiatry, especially since Van | |
was the first American to have won (at seventeen!) the Dudley | |
Prize (for an essay on Insanity and Eternal Life). Van was not | |
quite sure yet what compromise pride and prudence might | |
186.15 | arrive at, when he left for America early in June, 1888. |
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